' I was walking past a block of flats the other day, when I saw a teeny-tiny car pull into the car park. It was probably only about an inch long. Anyway, the car parks in a space, and an ant gets out. Followed by another ant, then another ant, and so on and so forth.
Finally the car is empty, and I'm stood there looking at nine ants that have just gotten out of the car. I just shook my head and shouted at them "Hey! Can't you read? That sign says parking for tenants only!"
